little grey cells

I thought of something good to blog about today. Wanna know what it was?


Me too.


Bridgette sent me an email today with the Japanese Brain Test. Hmmph.


And then in the eeeNORmous pile of mail I brought in tonight, because I forgot last night and the night before, was a newsletter from a personal trainer who is eternally optimistic I will return. Anyway, it informed me I couldn't remember anything because my brain was shrinking by 1% or so a day. Certainly the cure is to come workout with him. Do you think his prices have shrunk? Maybe he thinks I will forget how expensive he is. Was. Whatever.

Then I googled failing memory and it was even results between laptop and memory stick issues and dementia or alzheimers. If only I could replace the card in slot 2.

Anyone know who always referred to their "little grey cells"? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?


What was I saying? Oh. About my brain. It doesn't feel smaller.


There's no rattling.


Yet.