
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Photoshop or Photoshop Elements?

Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Standouts

You've seen the first one before, in this blog. Six Feet Under is a local restaurant, located fittingly enough across the street from the Oakland Cemetary. The next one is of Olivia at my grandmother's. I even got a compliment on the composition.
I think I will. Get them printed I mean. Just the other day I read about this thing I'd never heard of called a standout by Mpix. It takes the print and mounts it on 1.5" gator foam with a black band around the 1.5" edge.
So I think I will.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Avoidance issues

The girls stayed with Grandma, and they must have all been bored judging from the number of "how much longer?" phone calls we received. I tell you, it was hard to enjoy the heat and humidity and manual labor with all those interruptions.
After the heat and humidity with a side of manual labor, we gathered at my house for dinner to celebrate Grandma's birthday. I put out aged gouda cheese and olives to keep the hungry hordes out of my kitchen (abject failure). We had ribs, wicked rib sauce (I need to visit my Troy family and make ribs with wicked rib sauce for them), black bean salad and macaroni and cheese. We also had strawberry birthday cake with strawberry icing. From Piece of Cake [I vow never to bake my own cake again because I will never beat this place]. During the festivities I took lovely pictures of willing subjects.
But above, well, above is a different story. Above is a subject with her own avoidance issues. Or perhaps she is admiring the artfully rust embellished cast iron planter. Or bowing to the design of combining a soft, airy fern with cast iron. Or dodging a mosquito. Weeping with hunger? Or HIDING.
Silly girl. You can't avoid the camera.
Friday, August 1, 2008
f stops and revelations



This was just for fun. As evidenced by the listing to port. Or starboard. Whatever. Where's the ship's purser when you need her?
This chic broke off the pedestal you can see in the background. Since she looks so perfect from this angle, it makes you wonder what she looked like standing straight up and cuddling the blanket. Note the massive roots of the tree behind this vignette.
Last but not least: keeping the dead in, or the living out? [to my brother the seminary student: here's a sermon title for you, let me know what you do with it]
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Six Feet Under
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Only show the good ones

This is the first photo I took at Oakland on Saturday. It's before my mind melted into a puddle of mush and I couldn't recall how to operate my camera.
Which sounds better, brain mush or the fact that I was trying to use the tripod that my brother gave me somewhere about 15 years ago? Which the instructor borrowed from me to show another guy which kind to buy (you rock, Rob!). So anyway, either the heat or unfamiliarity with the tripod did me in. Because in 96 photos only a handful are presentable.
And, as my instructor says, "only show the good ones".
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Stained Glass

Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Good hair day

Does anyone know why a 3 year old would lie down on a concrete porch when someone wants to take her picture?
Do yourselves a favor and double click on the photo and see how sparkly her blue eyes are.
I emphasized them a bit with my favorite toy, photoshop elements. And I may have complemented them by encouraging the blue paint on the porch. And perhaps have even given the butterfly hair bow a boost. You see, Olivia gets 2 M&Ms every night that she makes it through the whole day without pulling down her hair. So we must notice and complement the hair. Which is why I juiced up the pink butterfly barrett. Just a touch.
Olivia, your hair looks very nice. I hope you got your M&Ms.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Passing Gas
The "spouts" on the top of each barrel are how the wine breathes during fermentation. Water is poured in the top once it's tapped the barrel and a glass put upside down on top of that. If the barrel is pushed, as it was on our tour, the wine passes gas via the spout on the top. And the wine never is touched by air, which would ruin everything.
This arrangement was created by someone famous, probably Leonardo, the original multi-tasker and overachiever, not long after the dawn of time. I wasn't really listening to the tour guide. I was looking at the doorway I was standing in, at the barrel behind me, fidgeting and wondering how I could buy a house in Italy and move the dogs there.

Ciao!
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Vote!


Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Before and After
For example, here's a nice shot of a window box
And it's crooked, and there are power lines marring what is otherwise an old world feel. So, ix-nay on the owerline-pay. And a little squaring up. And a little cropage (no, Rob, it's not a word in a dictionary sense, but I think everyone gets it). And a little lighten/brighten action and a dash of sharpen. Presto, change-o and here you go:
This is fun!
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Adventures in photo editing

next is the edited one. You be the judge. Which one do you like?
