Bullet Post

• I like the past to stay past.


• The overall instability in the market is really wearing on me. But I'm happy I only have one credit card. I've done that for years.


• Humidity makes me cranky.


• Taking the dogs out of 3 day a week daycare can be draining while you are re-establishing an appropriate exercise schedule for them.


• I keep forgetting to make an appointment with the dermatologist.


• I used to have a dream where I stood in front of a bathroom mirror and my teeth fell into the sink one by one, plink...plink...plink, in a slow, graceful arc (how can losing teeth be graceful?). When I looked it up, it meant I was suppressing something I needed to say.


• The best joke about the south I ever heard, I got from Mr. Berry: "How do you know if a young man in the south is married?" "I don't know" "look for tobacco stains on both sides of the pickup truck".


• SEC football is the best.


• Gus and Cotton have the best vet ever. And he lives in my neighborhood.


• If your vet lives in your neighborhood, and your dogs think he's a deity, don't be surprised if they drag you across the road and through his flower bed to see him.


• There are at least 5 eggplant on my eggplant plant. When is eggplant ready to be picked?